My spell check doesn't recognise the word satay. It tried to tell me to write Satan instead. Maybe that's a sign? How can something so bad be so good?
FUCK UP BRAIN.
Argh.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
My brain.
My brain's just like: FOOD. I'm not hungry in the slightest and I even feel a little sick. But my brain's like: "You want noodles, mmmmm noodles want some noodles? How about weetbix, want some weet bix? Go look in the cupboards, and the fridge, just search through them. There's not much there, but hey, you can have porridge. Or jam on toast. Oh my God jam on toast. How about you make up some mashed potatoes with a heap of butter and stick in some herbs. Oh that'd be lovely. Oh god food. Just eat fat bitch, eat. You know you want to. Can I tempt you with an ice block? No? How about those noodles? Yeah, I know you want noodles. Who cares if they have an abundance of calories, have two or three packs. There's plenty of sweet chilli sauce there. And peanut butter. You could make satay ones like you used to. Ohhhh satay noodles. Eat them. Eat them now."
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mmm peanut butter. :( lol...
ReplyDeleteand spell check has some funny interpretations. Without spell check I would be lost though. lol
- Glitccchhh
Peanut Butter is Evil!
ReplyDeleteHugs. Stay Strong. You can get through it! Don't listen to your brain! Listen to you heart! =) Yes. Your heart..listen to your heart! =P
Text me if you ever need. (or want) x
"how can something bad be so good" ingenius quote
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you. ^^
ReplyDeleteI lol'd. My life. After the first couple of days your brain will stop being a bitch. "Noodles? I want ALL THE CARBS WHERE IS THE FOOD GONE??" "Peanut butter? I WANT FATTY ACIDS PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE" "Cheese? YES! CHEESE! GIVE ME CALCIUM I AM MALNUTRITIONED"
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